Who are you and what is ‘The Ultimate Psyche?’
Hi. I’m Max. 22-years-old, and study Business Psychology. Yes, it is just as interesting as it sounds! 😛
My friends say I’m a bit of a weirdo/goofball who says a lot of sarcastic shit. On some occasions (although rather rarely) even something intelligent.
I’m also into writing down random things that come to my mind and cooking. My speciality is pesto pasta and Nutella pancakes. I know, very impressive.
Apart from that, I also enjoy daydreaming, playing the piano, working-out, traveling, dancing salsa, reading and, obviously, writing stuff.
What’s the purpose of this blog and why the hell should I take you seriously?
Look, I’m not going to tell you some cute and clichee sounding crap like ‘be the best version of yourself’. In fact, I don’t even think I have anything special to say to you.
Most of the stuff I write, are just random things I believe are worth sharing with you. After all, this blog gives me the opportunity to correct my own misperceptions about this world. I also seem to enjoy expressing my own thoughts on paper and like combining my writing with poopy jokes.
…and please, don’t take any of what I write seriously. Just read and decide for yourself. If you agree with me, that’s great! If not, thats fine too. 🙂
You do like, soooo much stuff! How come?!?!
To me, there is nothing in this world that isn’t interresting in its own way. I don’t know what it is, but everything I see or hear about seems to have an interesting element to it and I tend to get excited as soon as I try new things. Sometimes with success. Sometimes without.
Dude, you’re 22 and haven’t even finished your degree. What the hell do you know about anything!?
Remember how I said you don’t need to take me seriously?
How would you desribe your lives philosophy?
Hm, that’s a hard one, but one I really believe in is that you can never be truly loved by someone, if you’re not truly hated by others. I guess most people reading this would point their finger at me and call me a narcissist, egoist, asshole etc.
You know, to me, it’s about speaking your blunt and mundane truth and being honest with the people around you. Yes, the truth isn’t always the most pleasant thing to hear. But that’s okay. It ain’t about simply feeling good. Its about actually being good. I don’t know how put it, but to me, honesty is the way forward. 🙂
I like your blog! Can I get access to more stuff?
Thank you and yes. The best thing you can do is subscribe to my newsletter. Newsletters contain weekly inspiring quotes, cool videos, interviews, opportunities for you, and other random stuff. 🙂
No spam, promise.
I’m starting to love/hate you! Where can I find out more about you?
Yes, if you feel like sharing your life story with me, I’m happy to read it! 🙂
There are many articles on this page! Where should I start?
Perhaps the best starting point for you may be this one. It seems to be the one that get’s the most eyeballs.
You can also scroll through the categories on the upper menu and click on the one that most appeals to you. 🙂
If you’d like it more professional, with less poopy jokes, then have a go at reading my magazine articles.
Do you play fortnite?
*Sigh* I’m a 22-year-old book nerd who isn’t even considered human by his ex!
So you’re into reading! What’s your favourite book?
Clearly, there are too many brilliant books out there to rank them in order. But my top three I’ve read too many times are:
- Models: How to Attract Woman Through Honesty by Mark Manson
- Start With Why: How Great Leaders Inspire Everyone To Take Action by Simon Sinek
- Total Recall by Arnold Schwarzenegger
These are the books I could literally listen to all day. And sometimes… I do.
Can I contact you?
Sure! If you have an idea for an article, want to say, ask, or complain about something click here.
Can I become a contributor to your blog?
You sure can. Click here to find out more.
Is this FAQ-like thing soon over?
Now. Goodbye 🤪